{{Title|Germany}}


"Germany, the nation of [[beer]], is famous for its beer." - [[Captain Obvious]] [[File:Flagofgermany.png|thumb|alt=A Germanysflag.|The Flag of Germany]]




== History ==


This Section reports about the german history after the Third Reich.

For history during the [[Third Reich]] click at [[Sage|Third Reich]], not at this one but at the first one, dumbass.



After Hitler died, Germany was hugely in dept and had a serious economic crisis.

Many citizens needed a job. By building up the [[beer]] brewing industry the new government created new jobs and great beer.

The newly formed beer industry flourished quickly and Germany became famous for its beer.


But then [[Columbus]] came...


When [[Columbus|that fucker Columbus]] reached Karlsruhe, he didnt belive his eyes. the city was fully immersed by beer causing total "[[drunkstruction]]"

As he plead his holy quest he began to imperialise the country. But he didnt anticipate the hero of the Nation; [[Mother Merkel!]]



As Mother Merkel saw the dark schemings of Columbus she arrived in Karlsruhe, shooting lasers out of her eyes and screaming furiously. Much like the Eye of Cthulhu from Terraria [http://terraria.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_of_Cthulhu]

Columbus had to flee and Germany was rescued.


Since then Germany lives in harmony and peace.

== Nature ==


In Germany they have [[nature]].[[File:Nature_Hessen.jpg|thumb|alt=A Hessen.|look at them nature, there is even two people walking cuz of so much nature ya know?]]

They have like trees and shit ya know?

== Politics ==

Right now Germany is ruled by [[Mother Merkel]].

"Merkel does not forgive, Merkel does not forget, Merkel is infinite, Merkel is our religion, our soul and our holy beer"
-[[Aristotele]]


Also, Merkel does a pretty good job dealing with shit like [[Penguins]] and stuff.

== Economy ==

[[beer]]

== Demographics ==


== See Also ==

* [[Germany]]
* [[Third Reich]]
* [[World]]
* [[Country]]
* [[Beer]]
* [[Columbus]]

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